Everyone has their candy preferences, but what are kids thinking about what you’re putting in their bag?
However grateful and well mannered they are, it’s impossible for trick-or-treaters to avoid casting some judgment on the treat-giver-outers they encounter.
The Old Timer
You’re old school. You don’t go for newfangled gadgets or trends. You like the classics. When you’ve been around the block as many times as you have, you know what’s good and you stick with it.
You get an A for awkward. Either you grossly underestimated or “Candy” was flagrantly forgotten on SEVERAL grocery lists.
The Party Pooper
You’re probably allergic to sugar and happiness, but our new cavities are still going to get some sweetness tonight.
The Trusty Provider
Nothing too fancy, nothing too nasty. You’re a solid source of one or two enjoyable or tradable “fun” sized treats.
You’re handing out candy from last year’s after-Halloween sales, aren’t you? Money may not grow on your trees, but tonight some toilet paper might.
We shall one day tell our own kids of you good sir/madam. And the gold-plated private jet you must have lying around somewhere.
Contributed by Bethany Briggs